I have never had so much fun on Twitter. All the Bond movie plots, badly explained:
Maimed rocket scientist invites Englishman to dinner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/VFEqPJDsf8
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 14, 2015
Cat lover books train trip to kindle British-Russian romance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zXKNKKZ0NC
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Metallurgist fails to exploit patent on laser. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/u0NM7gTpQV
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Shadowy organization causes famous clock to malfunction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dPzVj15Fj4
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Feline’s whereabouts unknown after volcanic eruption. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FL0DPp7MR9
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Motorcycle cop provides roadside assistance to honeymooners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dJwWp4CGDn
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Screw it. No one has explained this plot well to begin with. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/H3xscxM0Ax
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Drug dealer changes face, imitates balloon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/jUkknIAMkx
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Pint-sized valet outlives employer, gets into luggage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/CygFxte022
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
British spy devastates Atlantic with dual nuclear blast. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5eSXlLQGnY
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
U.S. military interrupts orbital botany experiment. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BCuojIQzV2
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Winter Olympic competitors break training to visit Greek monastery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1tiEVEa8oX
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Orphaned entrepreneur makes peace with father’s killer, attends circus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/peNDuJTHsQ
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Aging civil servant finds fault with cab service in San Francisco. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/sBIrnILnVW
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Cellist’s worldwide tour ends with Vienna performance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/r6ronpnhrx
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Best man surprises iguana owner with wedding gift, forgets to comb hair. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/G7GgVSB3GL
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Former business partners disagree over banking transaction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0tXqkWltPV
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Media tycoon invests in high-tech yacht for China voyage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/JOj3AY4drF
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Failure to communicate costs woman her life while once charming spy frowns a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rGieWEzGdn
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Soldier with daddy issues forsakes heritage to imitate man he despises. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rRkYBoWUmp
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Card game leads to rope tricks, watered-down urban renewal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/56GlXJg5Zc
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Vengeful lover takes South American detour to ensure no one goes thirsty. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/whfyTbDvz6
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Despite employees’ efforts to save her, woman forgets basic first aid and dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/txDwCD3tra
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
Foster brother returns from grave to practice bird calls. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0LK92aH4UM
— Jeffrey Westhoff (@JeffreyWesthoff) December 15, 2015
