{"id":1203,"date":"2016-04-25T23:44:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T23:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/2016\/04\/25\/jq37-you-know-who-did-the-teen-hero-thing\/"},"modified":"2016-04-25T23:44:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T23:44:47","slug":"jq37-you-know-who-did-the-teen-hero-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/2016\/04\/25\/jq37-you-know-who-did-the-teen-hero-thing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jq37.tumblr.com\/post\/123858946011\" target=\"_blank\">jq37<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that\u2019s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with,\u00a0\u201cOh, I\u2019m gonna miss this important family event to save the world\u201d \u00a0or, \u201cWhat\u2019ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?\u201d bullcrap. It was like,\u00a0\u201cMom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,\u201d and they\u2019d just be like,\u00a0\u201cHave fun. Tell Ron we said hi.\u201d She had that hero\/personal life balance thing on <i>lock<\/i>. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jq37: You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that\u2019s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with,\u00a0\u201cOh, I\u2019m gonna miss this important family event to save the world\u201d \u00a0or,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5foza-jp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westhoffpws.com\/jeffreywesthoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}